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Elderly Jokes :: #8631 By Angela quirion from Oakland Maine Vatican City State (Holy See) There once was an old man who was about to die. He told his wife to put a bag of money in the attic "When I die I'll get it on my way up." chuckled the old man. Well when the old man died the wife went up to the attic and found that the bag of money was still there. "I knew I should have put that money in the cellar!" said the old woman. Forward this joke to your friends >>   Inspirational Poems :: #474 By Mike Murrin from Sullivan USA. "GIVE" , "ACCEPT" , "HEART" & " SOUL". To "Give" love is best. It nurtures the "Soul". To "Accept" failure transcends the "Soul" to know humility and to move on. The final recipe for the two ingredients above is content ness of the "HEART" and most importantly, "THE SOUL."     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com

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Judges Jokes :: #23233 By Pat Sheeran (thanks to fellow Judge David Cain!) from Columbus Ohio USA. Two judges from a small county happen to be stopped for speeding on the same day. They agree that there's no point in calling the state Supreme Court for a visiting judge; they'll just go ahead and hear each other's case. The next morning, one judge takes the bench, the other sits at counsel table. The first judge admits he's guilty, and the second judge suspends the fine and court costs for him. They then switch places, the second judge pleads guilty as well, but the other judge fines him $200 plus all court costs. The second judge is exceedingly upset: "I suspended your fine and costs and you go and give me the maximum!" The first judge responds: "Well, look at the increase we've just had for this crime. SOMEBODY has to do something about it!" Forward this joke to your friends >>   Love & Dating :: #1635 By Kristie from Fayetteville USA. No-one's perfect No-one is perfect......until you fall in love with them!     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com