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Joke of the day - Runner's Euphoria

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Submitted by HENNE

Yesterday, I ate a clock.

It was very time consuming.

Especially when I went back for seconds.

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Runner's Euphoria
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Submitted by stee

A friend of mine had resisted efforts to get him to run with our jogging group until his doctor told him he had to exercise. Soon thereafter, he reluctantly joined us for our 5:30 am jogs on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays.

After a month of running, we decided that my friend might be hooked, especially when he said he had discovered what "runner's euphoria" was.

"Runner's euphoria," he explained, "is what I feel at 5:30 am on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays."

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The Time Value

Treasure every moment that you have! Treasure it even more, when you share with someone special, special enough to spend their time with you.

Remember that time waits for no one. Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it's called the present.


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