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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!

A research team proceeded towards the apex of a natural
geologic protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being
the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a
large vessel, the exact size of which was unspecified.

One member of the team precipitously descended, sustaining
severe damage to the upper cranial portion of his anatomical
structure; subsequently the second member of the team
performed a self-rotational translation oriented in the same
direction taken by the first team member.

In simple English what does this translate to?

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling
after.
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How many tumbles have you taken?

The steps of a good man are ordered by the LORD: and he
delighteth in his way. Though he fall, he shall not be
utterly cast down: for the LORD upholdeth him with his hand.

I have been young, and now am old; yet have I not seen the
righteous forsaken, nor his seed begging bread. He is ever
merciful, and lendeth; and his seed is blessed.

Depart from evil, and do good; and dwell for evermore. For
the LORD loveth judgment, and forsaketh not his saints; they
are preserved for ever: but the seed of the wicked shall be
cut off.

The righteous shall inherit the land, and dwell therein for
ever. The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his
tongue talketh of judgment. The law of his God is in his
heart; none of his steps shall slide.

The wicked watcheth the righteous, and seeketh to slay him.
The LORD will not leave him in his hand, nor condemn him
when he is judged. -Psalms 37:23

I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
forward to bringing you more next time!

Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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