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| Enough Money to Buy an Elephant
"Mom, I wish I had the enough money to buy an elephant."
The mother asked, "Why do you want an elephant?"
The boy replied, "I never said I wanted an elephant, I just wish I had that much money."
Submitted by Marty
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| Colonial Break
A company offered tours through the historic district, led by guides dressed in Colonial clothing. While leading a group, one of the guides, tripped and fell, breaking his wrist.
He went to the hospital, and as he sat waiting in the emergency room, a policeman walked by. Doing a double take at him in his 18th-century garb he asked, "Just how long have you been waiting?"
Submitted by HENNE
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