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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!

A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping.
It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her.
Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... That's funny.
When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are
twenty $1 bills."

The boy quickly replied, "That's right, lady. The last time
I found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a
reward."
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But without faith it is impossible to please him: for he
that cometh to God must believe that he is, and that he is a
rewarder of them that diligently seek him. -Hebrews 11:6

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