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Joke of the day - Waiting For Years

Revive Me Not Doctor Jokes Submitted by Quantum321 A man said to his doctor, "Doc, please don't ever give me artificial respiration!" "Why not?" the Doctor asked. The man replied, "If you can't give me the real thing, FORGET IT!"

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Waiting For Years Business Jokes Submitted by HENNE We had built our dream house some years ago, and furnished it with quality pieces as we could afford them. Now the delivery truck carrying the last purchase, a new bedroom suite, was pulling into the driveway. "Finally!" I exclaimed, flinging open the front door as the driver walked up to the house. "I've been waiting twelve years for this!" "Don't blame me, lady," he said. "I just got the order this morning."

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