| |
| |
|
| That's Real Automation
Misc Jokes
Submitted by Anonymous At the vending machine, a man put in his coins and watched powerlessly while the cup failed to appear. One nozzle sent coffee down the drain while another poured cream after it.
"Now that's real automation!" he exclaimed. "It even drinks for you."
|
|
| |
|
| |
|
| The Headache Suit
Kid Jokes
Submitted by Kelly A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. As her dad donned his tuxedo she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit."
"And why not, darling?" he asked.
"You know that it always gives you a headache the next morning."
|
|
| |
|
| |
|
| The Tip of The Day from
WisdomTips.com Deep Thoughts "Shallow people aren't capable of deep thoughts!"
- Julie Sullivan - |
|
|
| |
| |
| Get the NEW AJOKEADAY APP!
  |
|
| |
Connect With Us
 
You received this email because you signed up for email notifications from AJokeADay.com.
To opt out of these emails unsubscribe here.
JokePrize, Inc.
999 E Touhy Ave, Ste. 500, Des Plaines, IL 60018
1995-2016 © All rights reserved. |
