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Family Jokes
Submitted by Mary My husband and I both work, so our family eats out a lot.
Recently, when we were having a rare home-cooked meal, I handed a glass to my three-year-old and told her to drink her milk.
She looked at me bewildered and replied, "But I didn't order milk."
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Misc Jokes
Submitted by wadejagz Two friends were going on a road trip to Florida. A neighbor told them that they'd be fine as long as they paid close attention to the road signs along the way.
They'd driven 30 miles when they saw one that read, "Clean Restrooms Ahead".
Two months later they arrived in Florida exhausted, having used up 86 bottles of Windex, 267 rolls of paper towels, and three cases of toilet-bowl cleaner. Total restrooms cleaned: 450.
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WisdomTips.com Consequences In this life there are no punishments and no rewards, we simply suffer or enjoy the consequences of our actions/choices. |
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