Sunday, April 30, 2017

Joke of the day - Phat Cat Grumpy

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Reason for Visit
Marriage Jokes
Submitted by srg

Suspecting he had a serious medical condition, I nagged my husband until he agreed to see a doctor.

Once there, he was handed a mountain of forms to fill out. Next to 'Reason for visit' he wrote, "My wife made me."

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Phat Cat Grumpy
Animal Jokes
Submitted by Marty

A brown and white Showshoe cat was walking down the street with a doberman walking along side.

I remarked that this was an odd sight to see.

My son said, "Not so much, if you had the money grumpy cat has, you'd have a bodyguard too."

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We are just like an hourglass…

Seldom accomplishes anything when horizontal.


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