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Male Jokes :: #258 By Donna Stuckert from USA. Two women, who are dog owners, are arguing which dog is smarter. First woman: My dog is so smart. Every morning he waits for the paperboy to come around and then he takes a newspaper and brings it to me. Second woman: I know. First one: How? Second one: My dog told me. Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended Book         Comedy Comes Clean A hilarious collection of wholesome jokes, quotes, and one-linears. Over 140 pages of laugh-out-loud humor on everything from family like to job jokes to sports stories to pet problems. Funny book for the entire family!     Ecology :: #35 By Peter Prestipino from Chicago USA. Ecology Tips: Conserve and Preserve Dress warm to use less heat. Dress cool to use less air conditioning. Close doors and windows tight, so heat or ac does not seep out. Do not leave the refrigerator door open; decide what you want to eat before you open it! Turn of lights and appliances right after you finish with them. Take shorter showers or take baths instead of showers (you'll use less water)     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com