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The teacher is standing in front of her class, tutoring them
about the spread of disease. "How can you prevent diseases
caused by biting insects?" she asks.
One pupil raises his hand to reply.
"Don't bite any."
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How much do you bite?
LORD, who shall abide in thy tabernacle? who shall dwell in
thy holy hill? He that walketh uprightly, and worketh
righteousness, and speaketh the truth in his heart.
He that backbiteth not with his tongue, nor doeth evil to
his neighbour, nor taketh up a reproach against his
neighbour.
In whose eyes a vile person is contemned; but he honoureth
them that fear the LORD. He that sweareth to his own hurt,
and changeth not. He that putteth not out his money to usury,
nor taketh reward against the innocent. He that doeth these
things shall never be moved. -Psalms 15:1
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Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity
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