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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!

A teenager who had just received her learner's permit for
driving offered to drive her parents to church. After a
hair-raising ride, they finally reached their destination.

"Thank you!" said the mother as she got out of the car and
breathed a sigh of relief.

"Anytime," her daughter replied.

As the mother closed the door she said, "I wasn't talking to
you. I was talking to God."
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The fear of man bringeth a snare: but whoso putteth his trust
in the LORD shall be safe. -Proverbs 29:25

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