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Fashion Forward Animal Jokes Submitted by Mary A client recently brought her two cats to my husband's veterinary clinic for their annual checkup. One was a small-framed, round tiger-striped tabby, while the other was a long, sleek black cat.
She watched closely as I put each on the scale. "They weigh about the same," I told her.
"That proves it!" she exclaimed. "Black does make you look slimmer and stripes make you look fat."
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The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com Greed Close your ears to the voice of greed and you can turn a gift of one, into a gift of many. |
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