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I Want To Become A Politician Political Jokes Submitted by Rens "Dad, I want to become a politician," said Jim. His father asked, "And what are you doing to become one?" "Nothing, dad." "Good, you're halfway there then."

Fashion Forward Animal Jokes Submitted by Mary A client recently brought her two cats to my husband's veterinary clinic for their annual checkup. One was a small-framed, round tiger-striped tabby, while the other was a long, sleek black cat. She watched closely as I put each on the scale. "They weigh about the same," I told her. "That proves it!" she exclaimed. "Black does make you look slimmer and stripes make you look fat."

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com Greed Close your ears to the voice of greed and you can turn a gift of one, into a gift of many.

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