Sunday, September 4, 2016

Joke of the day - Aging Artwork

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Don't Put Off Till Tomorrow
Misc Jokes
Submitted by Alan Valentine

I'm kind of tired of being an amateur crastinater...

I'm thinking of turning pro, but I'm going to put that decision off for awhile.


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Aging Artwork
Elderly Jokes
Submitted by wadejagz

A young woman, pursuing a graduate degree in art history, was going to Italy to study the country's greatest works of art. Since there was no one to look after her grandmother while she was away, she took the old lady with her.

At the Sistine Chapel in the Vatican, she pointed to the painting on the ceiling. "Grandma, it took Michelangelo a full four years to get that ceiling painted."

"Oh my, "the grandmother says. "He and I must have the same landlord."

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Handling Fish

When filleting or preparing fresh fish, keep a bowl of salt to one side and dip your fingers in regularly. This will help reduce the chance of it slipping.


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