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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!

During a sermon one Sunday, the pastor saw two teenage girls
in the back giggling and disturbing people.

He interrupted his sermon and announced sternly, "There are
two of you here who have not heard a word I've said." That
quieted them down.

When the service was over, he went to greet people at the
front door. Three different adults apologized for going to
sleep in church, promising it would never happen again.
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Not unto us, O LORD, not unto us, but unto thy name give
glory, for thy mercy, and for thy truth's sake. Wherefore
should the heathen say, Where is now their God? But our God
is in the heavens: he hath done whatsoever he hath pleased.

Their idols are silver and gold, the work of men's hands.
They have mouths, but they speak not: eyes have they, but
they see not: they have ears, but they hear not: noses have
they, but they smell not: they have hands, but they handle
not: feet have they, but they walk not: neither speak they
through their throat.

They that make them are like unto them; so is every one that
trusteth in them. O Israel, trust thou in the LORD: he is
their help and their shield. O house of Aaron, trust in the
LORD: he is their help and their shield.

Ye that fear the LORD, trust in the LORD: he is their help
and their shield. The LORD hath been mindful of us: he will
bless us; he will bless the house of Israel; he will bless
the house of Aaron.

He will bless them that fear the LORD, both small and great.
The LORD shall increase you more and more, you and your
children. Ye are blessed of the LORD which made heaven and
earth. The heaven, even the heavens, are the LORD'S: but the
earth hath he given to the children of men. The dead praise
not the LORD, neither any that go down into silence.

But we will bless the LORD from this time forth and for
evermore. Praise the LORD. -Psalms 115:1

I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
forward to bringing you more next time!

Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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