 | | | 
Police Jokes :: #1099
By Emzy from Unknown
A man was in a hurry to meet his friend down at the nearby lake. On the way down there, he was stopped by a man fully dressed in red. The man pulled over, and the red man asked, "Hi, I'm the red jerk of the highway. Have anything to eat?" The man smiled and handed him a sandwich. He continued down the highway and was yet again pulled over by a man fully dressed in green. He stopped and the guy in green said, "Hi, I'm the green jerk of the highway. Have anything to drink?" Without smiling, the man handed the green guy his coke. He started off again and started to speed down the highway. Yet again he was stopped by a guy fully dressed in blue. Sighing, he pulled over and pulled down his window, leant out and said, "Let me guess. You're the blue jerk of the highway. What do you want?" "Registration and license please" came the reply.
Forward this joke to your friends >>
| | | 
Weight Control :: #829
By Ana Bogdanovic from Ellenbrook Australia
Nothing tastes as good as feeling thin!
If you think you're going to cave and eat that whole box of cookies, just remember how you will feel afterwards. Guilty, sad, angry? Does it feel as good as you thought? Was it worth it? Of course not. It will just set you back on the yo-yo rollercoaster which is really hard to get off. If you really must, just have one - not the whole box!
| | | | |
aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com
999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018
1995-2011 © All rights reserved.
Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com
| | |  |
