Joke of the day - Building A Barn

Shipping & Receiving College Jokes Submitted by wadejagz Business professor: "Who can give me an example of a system where you are billed before you actually receive your goods?" Student: "Tuition!"

Building A Barn Work Jokes Submitted by Douglas John and I were putting the siding on a barn we were building. I noticed John would take nails out of his pouch, hammer in a few and throw a few away. I asked him why he was throwing so many nails away. He said he was throwing them away because they had the heads on the wrong end. I shook my head and said, "John! Don't you know anything about carpentry? Those nails are for the other side of the building!"

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com Worry Blocks Feelings Stop worrying and start feeling. If you feel like being sad, concerned, or even disappointed, then go ahead. Let yourself feel deeply what is happening in your life. Worry is not an emotion. It is created by the mind and keeps you in turmoil. Letting go of worry frees you to feel what is real. Worry can keep you from feeling freely which may be the reason you choose to worry.

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