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Janice was going away for a few days and left her husband a
list of chores. For fun, she put down Item 5 as: Think about
your wife a lot.

After she returned, her husband proudly reported that he had
completed every job. When Janice saw the list, however, each
item except No. 5 had been crossed off.]

"What's this!" she exclaimed. "Didn't you think about me
while I was gone?"

Her chagrin vanished when he replied cheerfully, "I started
to, but just never finished."
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What do you think upon?

And the peace of God, which passeth all understanding, shall
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honest, whatsoever things are just, whatsoever things are
pure, whatsoever things are lovely, whatsoever things are of
good report; if there be any virtue, and if there be any
praise, think on these things.

Those things, which ye have both learned, and received, and
heard, and seen in me, do: and the God of peace shall be
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