Joke of the day - The Final Fix

Bathing Elephants Animal Jokes Submitted by iamacutie It's okay to watch an elephant take a bath... Because they always have their trunks on!

The Final Fix Family Jokes Submitted by sravanthi I can't tell the difference between a rose and a dandelion. So when it came time to fix up my garden, I had no clue which plants to keep and which ones to remove. Until, that is, my mother gave me this handy tip: "Pull them all up. If it comes back, it's a weed."

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