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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!

Driving down the highway one day, I saw this slogan on the
back of a well-known trucking company's vehicle: "We Go That
Extra Mile."

Then I noticed another phrase scrawled in the dirt just
below it: "Because We Missed the Last Exit!"
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And whosoever shall compel thee to go a mile, go with him
twain. Give to him that asketh thee, and from him that would
borrow of thee turn not thou away.

Ye have heard that it hath been said, Thou shalt love thy
neighbour, and hate thine enemy. But I say unto you, Love
your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them
that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you,
and persecute you; that ye may be the children of your Father
which is in heaven: for he maketh his sun to rise on the
evil and on the good, and sendeth rain on the just and on
the unjust.

For if ye love them which love you, what reward have ye? do
not even the publicans the same? And if ye salute your
brethren only, what do ye more than others? do not even the
publicans so? Be ye therefore perfect, even as your Father
which is in heaven is perfect. -Matthew 5:41

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forward to bringing you more next time!

Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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