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Insults Jokes :: #11843 By Zak Cloe from Dana Point California USA. At a bar, one patron to another: "Excuse me but I think you owe me a drink." Why? "You're so ugly that I dropped mine when I saw you" Forward this joke to your friends >>   Miscellaneous :: #3602 By WALT HASKINS from Lahaina, Hawaii USA. THE FANTASY THAT IGNORES WHAT IS IMPORTANT Many are saddened by the four words "It might have been." It is always true that something else might have been, but what shouldn't be forgotten is that virtually all of what eventually was wouldn't have been either. The trade is seldom one that a wise person would make.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com