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| Wifi Password
Word Play Jokes
Submitted by ltsai Johnny's Father asked for the password to our Wi-Fi. "It's taped under the modem," I told him.
After three failed attempts to log on, he asked, "Am I spelling this right?
T-A-P-E-D-U-N-D-E-R-T-H-E-M-O-D-E-M
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| 25th Wedding Anniversary
Misc Jokes
Submitted by Anonymous To celebrate their silver anniversary, a couple went to Niagara Falls and asked a motel clerk for a room. "We only have the honeymoon suite available," the clerk told them.
"My wife and I've been married 25 year," the man said. "We don't need the honeymoon suite."
"Look, buddy," replied the clerk. "I might rent you Yankee Stadium, but you don't have to play baseball in it!"
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| The Tip of The Day from
WisdomTips.com Waves of Truth "The body in which one can see the truth will die out, like a fan palm, without any future. But that which is the truth, that which is existence itself, is there although it is deep and infinitely hard to understand. Like the great ocean, one cannot fathom it."
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