Joke of the day - Computer Language

Easy Math School Jokes Submitted by sravanthi Question on second-grade math quiz: "Tony drank 1/6 of a glass of juice. Emily drank 1/4 of a glass of juice. Emily drank more. Explain." My grandson's answer: "She was more thirsty."

Computer Language Computer Jokes Submitted by sravanthi My husband, a computer-systems trouble-shooter, rode with me in my new car one afternoon. He had been working on a customer's computer all morning and was still tense from the session. When I stopped for a traffic light, I made sure to leave a safe distance from the stop line to keep oncoming drivers from hitting the car. I couldn't help but laugh when my husband impatiently waved at me to move the car forward while saying, "Scroll up, honey."

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