Thursday, July 13, 2017

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It's Not About Blame
One Liner Jokes
Submitted by Harry Finkelstein

I didn't say it was your fault...

I just said I was blaming you.

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Frozen Account
Family Jokes
Submitted by srg

My cousin always "borrows" money from her older brother's piggy bank, which drives him crazy.

One day, she found the piggy in, of all places, the freezer.

Inside was this note: "Dear sister, I hope you'll understand, but my capital has been frozen."

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