Joke of the day - Frozen Account

It's Not About Blame One Liner Jokes Submitted by Harry Finkelstein I didn't say it was your fault... I just said I was blaming you.

Frozen Account Family Jokes Submitted by srg My cousin always "borrows" money from her older brother's piggy bank, which drives him crazy. One day, she found the piggy in, of all places, the freezer. Inside was this note: "Dear sister, I hope you'll understand, but my capital has been frozen."

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