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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!
Jack was a good man but a bit stingy. He would bargain and
haggle on a price, never paying the price asked. He
especially hated paying his medical fees.
One day, while eating fish, a bone became lodged in his
throat and within minutes he could scarcely breathe. His
wife frantically called the family doctor, who arrived just
as the patient's face was turning blue. The physician
quickly removed the bone.
After he was breathing normally again, although overwhelmed
with gratitude to the doctor for saving his life, he began
to worry about the medical fees.
Trying his best to keep his costs down, he turned to the
good doctor and asked, "How much do I owe you for this small
two-minute job?"
The doctor, who knew his patient's miserly habit all too
well, replied, "Just pay me half of what you would have when
the bone was still stuck in your throat!"
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For the scripture saith, Thou shalt not muzzle the ox that
treadeth out the corn. And, The labourer is worthy of his
reward. -1 Timothy 5:18
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forward to bringing you more next time!
Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity
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