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One Liners Jokes :: #12453 By j farnsworth from dover delaware USA. Ah! Yes, love is blind, and marriage is and eye opener! Forward this joke to your friends >>   Meditation :: #776 By Surinder, Moore from Texas USA. The mystery of death Death is something that can't be explained. We are each owed a death, at which time it will come or where is a mystery. Live each day as if it were your last. Make amends with those you crossed or who crossed you. Tell that special one in your life that you love them. Smile at passers by. Help someone in need.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com

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Miscellaneous Jokes :: #14295 By Minie me from Sunyy coast QLD Australia A man takes his place in the theater, but his seat is too far from the stage. He whispers to the usher, "This is a mystery, and I have to watch a mystery close up. Get me a better seat, and I'll give you a handsome tip." The usher moves him into the second row, and the man hands the usher a quarter. The usher looks at the quarter, leans over and whispers, "The wife did it." Forward this joke to your friends >>   One-Liners :: #345 By Jaime Durbin from Manchester USA. Looking around us Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around in awareness.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com

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Miscellaneous Jokes :: #906 By Don Oberholz from Unknown Bob stood over his tee sot for what seemed an eternity. He waggled, looked up, looked down, waggled again, but didn't start his back swing. Finally his exasperated partner asked, "what the hell is taking so long?" "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse," Bob explained. "I want to make a perfect shot." "Good lord!" his companion exclaimed. "You don't have a snowball's chance in hell of hitting her from here." Forward this joke to your friends >>   Internet and Computing :: #854 By Steve from Chicago USA. Beware of Attachments If you get an email that has an attachment (usually there is a paperclip symbol next to the name) don´t open it! Attachments can have viruses which will hurt your computer. If you don´t know the person, delete the email right away. If you do know the person, use a virus scan program first to be sure it is safe.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com

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Web Humor Web Humor Viral Videos Pictures & Comics Blogs From Beverly Jenkins, your Guide to Web Humor Show of hands: Who else has a case of the Mondays? *nodding* Yup, as I suspected. Sounds like those of us with the Monday blues are in good company, and misery loves company, right? Right. The good news is that I've got a few new funny articles for you to read on About Web Humor, including my 10 favorite Celebrity Photobombs and 5 ridiculously funny readings of "50 Shades of Grey." The bad news is, it's still Monday. But I promise I'll be working diligently today to write some more goodies to keep you smiling this week. We'll get through this day together, peeps. Hang in there! Bev Bill Clinton's Photobomb Wins The Inauguration There were so many moving, patriotic, and memorable moments from yesterday's presidential inauguration, yet all of those moments were instantly overshadowed when one video still emerged.  This image had "viral"... Read more Search Related Topics:  photobombs  photography  celebrity 5 Funniest Readings of "50 Shades of Grey" In 2012, the entire world seemed to be talking about graphic adult novel 50 Shades of Grey, by then-unknown author E.L. James. The catch? The books are irrefutably terrible.... Read more Search Related Topics:  youtube  viral videos  script reading Work: It's Not Just For Humans Anymore Happy Friday!  Here is something to help you kill the last few hours of your work week, and hopefully put a smile on your face in the process; it's a... Read more Search Related Topics:  memes  animals  pets Funny Websites A breakdown of the funniest Websites on the Internet. Related Searches Inauguration Obama President Obama Barack Obama Humor Clinton Obama Featured Articles Viral Videos Best of the Best Web Comics Stupid But Funny Blogs, Tweets & Emails Holiday Humor   More from About.com The Perfect Engagement Ring How to find a gorgeous ring with a style and price that suit your needs. Read more...> Best U.S. Destinations Experts pick the top U.S. destinations for 2013 based on budget, special events, and more. Read more...> This newsletter is written by: Beverly Jenkins Web Humor Guide Email Me | My Blog | My Forum   Sign up for more free newsletters on your favorite topics You are receiving this newsletter because you subscribed to the About.com Web Humor newsletter. If you wish to change your email address or unsubscribe, please click here. About.com respects your privacy: Our Privacy Policy Contact Information: 1500 Broadway, 6th Floor New York, NY, 10036 © 2012 About.com   Must Reads 5 Funniest "50 Shades of Grey" Readings Book Review: "Baby You're..." 15 Funny Definitions In Urban Dictionary Site Profile: The Superficial 15 Funniest Employed Animals Memes   Follow me on: Advertisement

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Men Vs. Women Jokes :: #17285 By George Anthony from Stow Ohio USA. For his entire working life, a dedicated and hardworking Astrophysicist tried in all earnest to find the existence of other being somewhere in the universe. After 58 years of constant effort, he finally receives a response from a planet 30 billion light years away. "What is your planet like?" groaned the extraterrestrial from the other side of the Galaxy. "It is 12,756 Kilometers in diameter, is 93,000,000 miles from the nearest star, our sun, has an average temperature of 72 degrees F. We breathe oxygen, live about 75 years, and have both men and women" answered the Physicist. "Do the you get along with the women on your planet?" the extraterrestrial asked slowly. Puzzled by the question, but not wanting to insult the female Physicists near by, he answered "Why yes. We get along quite well here." The extraterrestrial perked up "Can we send you ours?" Forward this joke to your friends >>   Health :: #160 By Courtney Hatfield from Louisville USA. Bunch O' Honey Honey just might be the pre-exercise energy source. Honey has been found as a better pre-exercise carbohydrate than other sweet treats used to energize, such as candy and soft drinks. Studies show that eating as little as 3 tablespoons of honey an hour before you workout can keep you from losing steam during your workout. Honey seems to give you more energy flow than other sugars do.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com

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Idiots Jokes :: #474 By Christopher from Niagara Falls Ontario Canada There once was a "smart guy," a "not that smart guy," and an all round "not smart at all guy." They were going to cross the Sahara Desert. The "smart guy" says, "meet here in an hour with something useful to cross the desert with!" Later on an hour passes. The "smart guy" says I brought some ice packs to keep our heads cool, the "not so smart guy" says I brought a pail of water to keep us hydrated. The "not smart at all guy" says, "I brought a car door so I can roll the window down when it gets hot!" Forward this joke to your friends >>   Words of Knowledge :: #1145 By Brandan Salany from Pittsburgh USA. Relize what you got before it is to late. Instead of finding out how much you care about someone when it is to late. Just let the thought of being without them run through your mind. If you realize what they mean to you, then you might save a lot of time and a lot of pain in the end.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com

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One Liners Jokes :: #7165 By sancho10 from USA. There are only two rings in marriage, "the wedding ring" and "the suffering Forward this joke to your friends >>   Love Quotes :: #1153 By *Justin Goucher* from Marion USA. Be Careful With Love Love is like fire. It is beautiful to have and warm when you are near it. But the moment you get to close it burns you     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com

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Animal Jokes :: #17507 By Amber from Tifton Nashville USA. Q. What do you call a polar bear with ear muffs? A. Anything you want, he can't hear you! Forward this joke to your friends >>   Health :: #153 By Stacy Everett from Bowling Green USA. Hand-Washing Washing your hands may seem rather unsophisticated compared to today's medical advances, but it works. Washing your hands reduces the rate of bacterial and viral infections by 1/3 to ½, and gastrointestinal infections by 80%. "Frequent hand-washing is one of the best ways to prevent the spread of infectious disease," say the Centers for Disease Control. You should wash your hands before, during, and after food preparation; before eating; after using the bathroom; and after touching pets, animals, or waste of any kind. To wash your hands: apply soap and rub your hands together vigorously for 10-15 seconds not forgetting under your finger nails, rinse and dry your hands after.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com