Joke of the day - Table Manners

Playing it Safe Word Play Jokes Submitted by wadejagz A good time to keep your mouth shut... is when you're in deep water!

Table Manners Family Jokes Submitted by Mary My daughter had absentmindedly left her sneakers on our kitchen table. "That's disgusting," my husband grumbled. "Doesn't she realize we eat off that table?" Then he went out back to work on the car. I cleaned the table and left to do my grocery shopping. When I came home I couldn't set my bags down anywhere. Sitting in the middle of the kitchen table was a car muffler.

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