Joke of the day - Trusting My Mother

How To Borrow Money Misc Jokes Submitted by Douglas John: "Can you loan me a hundred dollars?" Fred: "I don't have that much on me." John: "Well, just give me what you have and you can owe me the rest."

Trusting My Mother Family Jokes Submitted by sravanthi I was trying to decide what to do for a talent show I planned to enter. Trusting my mother to help me out, I asked, "For the talent show, what do you think I should do, sing or put on a comedy act?" Glancing up from her paper, she said dryly, "What's the difference?"

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com Be Grateful For What Isn't It is easy to be grateful for all of the positive things that happen in life but few of us take notice of the even greater number of negative things that never found us.

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