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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!
I once heard of a young student, attending a preaching
school, who went home for Christmas break. A horrible
snowstorm stranded the regular minister from being able to
make the trip back to the pulpit from traveling out of
town on vacation. The leaders of the congregation asked the
young man to substitute for the regular minister.
The young preacher started his sermon by explaining the
meaning of a substitute. "If you break a window," he said,
"and then place a piece of plywood over the hole... that's a
substitute."
After the sermon, a well-intentioned woman wished to
compliment the young man. As she enthusiastically shook his
hand she said, "You were no substitute. You were a real
pane!"
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And I, brethren, when I came to you, came not with
excellency of speech or of wisdom, declaring unto you the
testimony of God. For I determined not to know any thing
among you, save Jesus Christ, and him crucified.
And I was with you in weakness, and in fear, and in much
trembling. And my speech and my preaching was not with
enticing words of man's wisdom, but in demonstration of the
Spirit and of power: that your faith should not stand in the
wisdom of men, but in the power of God.
Howbeit we speak wisdom among them that are perfect: yet not
the wisdom of this world, nor of the princes of this world,
that come to nought: but we speak the wisdom of God in a
mystery, even the hidden wisdom, which God ordained before
the world unto our glory: Which none of the princes of this
world knew: for had they known it, they would not have
crucified the Lord of glory.
But as it is written, Eye hath not seen, nor ear heard,
neither have entered into the heart of man, the things which
God hath prepared for them that love him. But God hath
revealed them unto us by his Spirit: for the Spirit
searcheth all things, yea, the deep things of God.
For what man knoweth the things of a man, save the spirit of
man which is in him? even so the things of God knoweth no
man, but the Spirit of God. Now we have received, not the
spirit of the world, but the spirit which is of God; that we
might know the things that are freely given to us of God.
Which things also we speak, not in the words which man's
wisdom teacheth, but which the Holy Ghost teacheth;
comparing spiritual things with spiritual. But the natural
man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they
are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because
they are spiritually discerned.
But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself
is judged of no man. For who hath known the mind of the Lord,
that he may instruct him? But we have the mind of Christ.
-1 Corinthians 2:1
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forward to bringing you more next time!
Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity
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