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| I've Learned My Lesson
Police Jokes
Submitted by ERS I was driving home from work when I was pulled over for not wearing a seat belt. Three days later, I got the same ticket, at the same stop, from the same cop.
“So, have you learned anything?” asked the cop.
“Yes, I have,” I began. “I’ve learned it's time to find a new way home from work.”
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| Hammer In the Nails
Business Jokes
Submitted by HENNE A guy was fixing up the floor and laying down carpet in some woman's home. As he was finishing, he noticed a bump in the carpet and figured that he had laid carpet over a package of nails he used earlier.
Rather than to take up the carpet, he decided to get a hammer and pound the package into the ground so no one would know.
When he finished that, the owner of the house walked into the room and commented on what a nice job he had done. "The carpet looks wonderful!" she exclaimed. "Here are your nails, I found them in the kitchen. By the way, have you seen my phone?"
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| The Tip of The Day from
WisdomTips.com Evolutionary Descendents If we were only considering the social behavior of mankind and of the great apes, we could very well conclude that the great apes evolved from man. |
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