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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!
The computer company Jane works for distributed a
corporate clothing catalogue that included a pair of cuff
links. One was inscribed Ctrl (control) and the other Esc
(escape), just as they look on a computer keyboard.
"They would make a good present for any man," Jane
commented to a colleague, "if only to remind him of the two
things he can never have."
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And to whom sware he that they should not enter into his
rest, but to them that believed not? So we see that they
could not enter in because of unbelief.
Let us therefore fear, lest, a promise being left us of
entering into his rest, any of you should seem to come short
of it. For unto us was the gospel preached, as well as unto
them: but the word preached did not profit them, not being
mixed with faith in them that heard it.
For we which have believed do enter into rest, as he said,
as I have sworn in my wrath, if they shall enter into my
rest: although the works were finished from the foundation
of the world.
For he spake in a certain place of the seventh day on this
wise, And God did rest the seventh day from all his works.
And in this place again, If they shall enter into my rest.
Seeing therefore it remaineth that some must enter therein,
and they to whom it was first preached entered not in
because of unbelief: again, he limiteth a certain day,
saying in David, To day, after so long a time; as it is
said, To day if ye will hear his voice, harden not your
hearts. For if Jesus had given them rest, then would he not
afterward have spoken of another day.
There remaineth therefore a rest to the people of God. For
he that is entered into his rest, he also hath ceased from
his own works, as God did from his. Let us labour therefore
to enter into that rest, lest any man fall after the same
example of unbelief.
For the word of God is quick, and powerful, and sharper than
any twoedged sword, piercing even to the dividing asunder of
soul and spirit, and of the joints and marrow, and is a
discerner of the thoughts and intents of the heart. Neither
is there any creature that is not manifest in his sight: but
all things are naked and opened unto the eyes of him with
whom we have to do.
Seeing then that we have a great high priest, that is passed
into the heavens, Jesus the Son of God, let us hold fast our
profession. For we have not an high priest which cannot be
touched with the feeling of our infirmities; but was in all
points tempted like as we are, yet without sin.
Let us therefore come boldly unto the throne of grace, that
we may obtain mercy, and find grace to help in time of need.
-Hebrews 3:18
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forward to bringing you more next time!
Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity
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