Tuesday, July 26, 2016

Joke of the day - Word to the Wise

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The Food Search Diet
Food Jokes
Submitted by ERS

I do not believe in diets. The closest I've been to a diet is erasing the food searches from my browser history.

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Word to the Wise
Animal Jokes
Submitted by Marty

A grandfather and grandson were taking a nature hike together. The grandfather remarked how nature can teach us many lessons. The grandson asked which lesson was the most important one he had learned.

The grandfather replied, "Well, if you find a baby squirrel in the woods, don’t carry it in your shirt unless you’re wearing a very tight belt."


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Success

"To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to leave the world a little better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is the meaning of success."

- Ralph Waldo Emerson -


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