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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!

There was an unexpected knock on her door, and like Danna
always does, she first opened the peephole and asked, "Who's
there?"

"Parcel post, ma'am. I have a package that needs a signature."

"Where's the package?" she asked suspiciously. The
deliveryman held it up.

"Could I see some ID?" she asked, still not convinced.

"Lady," he replied wearily, "If I wanted to break into your
house, I'd probably just use these." And he pulled out the
keys she had left in the door overnight.
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How secure are you?

Except the LORD build the house, they labour in vain that
build it: except the LORD keep the city, the watchman waketh
but in vain. -Psalms 127:1

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Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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