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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!

One night my father woke himself up with a loud "Hello!" to
someone in his dream. As the next day came and went, he
thought the nocturnal outburst was his alone to remember.

But that night, as he and Mom were getting ready for bed,
she said dryly, "If you see anyone you know tonight, just
wave."
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Today is a wonderful opportunity to be friendly to everyone
around you!

For if ye love them which love you, what reward have ye? do
not even the publicans the same? And if ye salute your
brethren only, what do ye more than others? do not even the
publicans so?

Be ye therefore perfect, even as your Father which is in
heaven is perfect. -Matthew 5:46

I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
forward to bringing you more next time!

Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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