Joke of the day - Mike’s First Day As A Bartender

Take the Books Too Misc Jokes Submitted by Anonymous The bank robbers tied and gagged the employees in one room and the manager in his office. On their way out they noticed the Manager was making desperate noises to catch their attention. Moved by curiosity, one of the burglars loosened the gag and heard the man's plead, "Please take the books too, I'm $5000 short!"

Mike's First Day As A Bartender Bar & Drinking Jokes Submitted by Anonymous Its Mike's first day on the job as a bartender. As he serves a customer a Manhattan, a piece of parsley falls into the drink. "What the hell is that?" the customer asks. "It's your Manhattan. And there's Central Park." he replied.

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