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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!
Ron had just purchased a new sports car and was out for a
drive when he rudely cut off a mean truck driver. The
trucker became very upset and motioned for Ron to pull over.
Seeking to avoid further problems, Ron complied. When he did,
the truck driver got out of his truck and pulled a piece of
chalk from his pocket. Drawing a circle on the road, he told
Ron to stand in the circle and not move. He then went to
Ron's new car and cut up the leather seats.
When the truck driver turned around to see Ron's reaction,
Ron had a slight grin on his face.
"Oh, you think that's funny?" the trucker asked. "Then, watch
this." He then proceeded to get a baseball bat out of his
truck and break every window in the car.
When he turned to look back at Ron, Ron still had a smile on
his face.
This drove the driver into a rage. He got his knife back out
and sliced all the tires.
Ron was laughing.
Then the truck driver really started to lose it. He went
back to his truck and got a can of gas, poured it on the
sports car, and set it on fire.
When he turned around he found Ron laughing so hard that he
was having a hard time maintain his balance.
"What's so funny?" The truck driver asked, frustrated at his
inability to receive emotional revenge.
"When you weren't looking," Ron replied, I stepped outside
the circle 10 times."
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How do you respond to adversity and mean people in your life?
Woe unto you, when all men shall speak well of you! for so
did their fathers to the false prophets. But I say unto you
which hear, Love your enemies, do good to them which hate you,
bless them that curse you, and pray for them which
despitefully use you.
And unto him that smiteth thee on the one cheek offer also
the other; and him that taketh away thy cloke forbid not to
take thy coat also.
Give to every man that asketh of thee; and of him that
taketh away thy goods ask them not again. And as ye would
that men should do to you, do ye also to them likewise. For
if ye love them which love you, what thank have ye? For
sinners also love those that love them. And if ye do good to
them which do good to you, what thank have ye? for sinners
also do even the same.
And if ye lend to them of whom ye hope to receive, what
thank have ye? for sinners also lend to sinners, to receive
as much again. But love ye your enemies, and do good, and
lend, hoping for nothing again; and your reward shall be
great, and ye shall be the children of the Highest: for he
is kind unto the unthankful and to the evil.
Be ye therefore merciful, as your Father also is merciful.
-Luke 6:26
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forward to bringing you more next time!
Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity
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