Monday, September 13, 2010

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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!

Today's humor features the often reality of our prayer
attitudes...

Lord, help me not to be so perfectionist [did I spell that
correctly?].

God, help me to finish everything I sta

God, help me to keep my mind on ONE thing... Oh, look at
that beautiful bird you created... at a time.

God, help me to do only what I can and trust you for the
rest. But it would help if you put that in writing.
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If any of you lack wisdom, let him ask of God, that giveth
to all men liberally, and upbraideth not; and it shall be
given him.

But let him ask in faith, nothing wavering. For he that
wavereth is like a wave of the sea driven with the wind and
tossed. For let not that man think that he shall receive any
thing of the Lord.

A double minded man is unstable in all his ways. -James 1:5

I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
forward to bringing you more next time!

Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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By Jason Salim from Chattanoga Tennessee USA.

A man who was just married was flying to the Florida Keys for a business trip. His new bride was to accompany him the next day. When he got there he E-mailed his wife to let her know he made it there safely. When he sent the E-mail he miss-typed the address. In Boston, a grieving widow, whose husband has recently passed away, receives the E-mail. She reads it, screams, and faints. Hearing her grandmother's cry, the widow's 18-year-old granddaughter runs into the living room to see the computer on with a message. It reads:

Dear love,

Just got here. Preparing for your arrival tomorrow. Can't wait to see you.

Love,

Me.

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