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| Heavy Lifting
Word Play Jokes
Submitted by Alan Valentine While taking the garbage out the other day, I lifted up a pretty heavy bag of trash and threw my back out.
I had to drive all the way to the dump to retrieve it.
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| Daughter's Big News
Family Jokes
Submitted by Marty The Phone Rings….
(Mother) Hello
(Daughter) Hi Mom!
(Mother) Honey, I haven’t head from you in months, is everything OK?
(Daughter) I just wanted to let you know I’m in my 3rd trimester.
(Mother) You’re PREGNANT?!?!
(Daughter) Nooooo! I went off to college remember?
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