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Entertainment Jokes :: #18951
By Anonymous from USA.

A young man bought an expensive piece of jewelry as a present for his girlfriend. "Don't you want her name engraved on it?" asked the clerk. The young man thought for a moment, and then, ever the realistic, steadfastly replied, "No, just engrave it: To My One and Only Love. That way, if we break up and she throws it back to me in anger, I can use it again."


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The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com
Money :: #692
By Thomas Madoe from USA.

Pay up front


If you're looking to save some cash on your hotel bill, try paying before you go. Some hotels, including some Marriot Hotels offer discounts of up to 50% if you pay two to three weeks in advance. It's called an Advance Purchase Rate and it can save you money!



 
 
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