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Where Were You? Police Jokes Submitted by shopin55 The older police detective stopped by my house and asked where i was between 5 & 6?
I respectfully replied, "Kindergarten, sir."
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Are We Dangerous? Misc Jokes Submitted by Anonymous Two snakes are walking down the street. "Oh man, I have to ask you something!" the little one said.
"What is it?" replied the other snake.
"Are we poisonous?"
The other one replied, "Of course we are, why?"
"Because I just bit my lip."
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The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com How Untruths Take Root The longer that something false is held as true, the more it becomes true and the less it becomes false. |
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