WeeklyJokes.com #39

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Have you heard the latest Evander Holyfield joke?

"Neither has he."

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What do you get when you cross Lassie with a pit bull?

"A dog that rips your arm off and then runs for help."

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What's got 4 legs and an arm?

A pit bull!

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What did Mike Tyson say to Van Gogh?

"You gonna eat that?"

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your own heart. Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside,
awakes.

- Carl Jung

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