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| Who's the Boss
Doctor Jokes
Submitted by Anonymous A new nurse listened while the doctor was yelling, "Typhoid! Tetanus! Measles!"
The new nurse asked another nurse, "Why is he doing that?"
The other nurse replied, "Oh, he just likes to call the shots around here."
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| Where's the Seal
Kid Jokes
Submitted by Anonymous A little boy returned from the grocery store with his mom. While his mom put away the groceries, the little boy opened his box of animal crackers and spread them all over the kitchen table.
"What are you doing?" asked his mom.
"The box says you shouldn't eat them if the seal is broken," said the little boy. "I'm looking for the seal."
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| The Tip of The Day from
WisdomTips.com Increasing Vocabulary The majority of vocabulary words are learned from context. The more words that are exposed to you the better your vocabulary will become.
While reading, pay close attention to words you don't know. First, try to understand their meanings from context. Secondly, look the words up in a dictionary.
Finally, read and listen to challenging material, in order, to be exposed to many new words. |
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