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Miscellaneous Jokes :: #23148
By GORDON from SCHAUMBURG ILLINOIS USA.
A woman visited a modern-art gallery. One painting was bright blue with vivid orange swirls and the one hanging next to it was black with lime-green splotches.
The artist stood nearby, so as politely as she could, the woman said to him, "I'm sorry, but I just don't understand you paintings."
"I paint what I feel inside me," the artist replied.
"I see," the woman replied innocently. "Have you tried Alka-Seltzer?"
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Inspirational Poems :: #3842
By CAZ from OKEHAMPTON United Kingdom
WAITING
I Wish I Was A Diamond
A Rare And Precious Stone
Something Very Special
That Someone Wants To Own
But I Feel Like An Unread Book
Left Upon The Rack
Many Like To Take A Look
But Always Put Me Back
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