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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!

Have you seen this funny birthday card? It says:

Forget about the past, You can't change it.

Forget about the future, You can't predict it.

Forget about the present, I didn't buy you one.
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But what things were gain to me, those I counted loss for
Christ. Yea doubtless, and I count all things but loss for
the excellency of the knowledge of Christ Jesus my Lord: for
whom I have suffered the loss of all things, and do count
them but dung, that I may win Christ.

And be found in him, not having mine own righteousness,
which is of the law, but that which is through the faith of
Christ, the righteousness which is of God by faith: that I
may know him, and the power of his resurrection, and the
fellowship of his sufferings, being made conformable unto
his death.

If by any means I might attain unto the resurrection of the
dead. Not as though I had already attained, either were
already perfect: but I follow after, if that I may apprehend
that for which also I am apprehended of Christ Jesus.

Brethren, I count not myself to have apprehended: but this
one thing I do, forgetting those things which are behind,
and reaching forth unto those things which are before, I
press toward the mark for the prize of the high calling of
God in Christ Jesus.

Let us therefore, as many as be perfect, be thus minded: and
if in any thing ye be otherwise minded, God shall reveal
even this unto you. -Philippians 3:7

I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
forward to bringing you more next time!

Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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