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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!
My friend was on duty in the main computer lab on a quiet
afternoon when he noticed a young woman sitting in front of
one of the workstations with her arms crossed across her
chest, staring at the screen.
After about 15 minutes he noticed that she was still in the
same position, only now she was impatiently tapping her foot.
Finally he approached her and asked if she needed help.
She replied, "It's about time! I pressed the F1 button over
twenty minutes ago!"
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How do you seek help from God?
As the hart panteth after the water brooks, so panteth my
soul after thee, O God. My soul thirsteth for God, for the
living God: when shall I come and appear before God?
My tears have been my meat day and night, while they
continually say unto me, Where is thy God? When I remember
these things, I pour out my soul in me: for I had gone with
the multitude, I went with them to the house of God, with
the voice of joy and praise, with a multitude that kept
holyday.
Why art thou cast down, O my soul? and why art thou
disquieted in me? hope thou in God: for I shall yet praise
him for the help of his countenance. O my God, my soul is
cast down within me: therefore will I remember thee from the
land of Jordan, and of the Hermonites, from the hill Mizar.
Deep calleth unto deep at the noise of thy waterspouts: all
thy waves and thy billows are gone over me. Yet the LORD
will command his lovingkindness in the daytime, and in the
night his song shall be with me, and my prayer unto the God
of my life.
I will say unto God my rock, Why hast thou forgotten me? why
go I mourning because of the oppression of the enemy? As
with a sword in my bones, mine enemies reproach me; while
they say daily unto me, Where is thy God?
Why art thou cast down, O my soul? and why art thou
disquieted within me? hope thou in God: for I shall yet
praise him, who is the health of my countenance, and my God.
-Psalms 42:1
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Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity
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