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Thursday, December 31, 2009
About Web Humor: Happy New Year's!
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Wednesday, December 30, 2009
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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!
One Christmas, a busy mom decreed that she was no longer
going to remind her children of their thank-you note duties.
As a result, their grandmother never received
acknowledgments of the generous checks she had given.
The next year things were different, however.
"The children came over in person to thank me," the
grandparent told a friend triumphantly.
"How wonderful!" the friend exclaimed. "What do you think
caused the change in behavior?"
"Oh, that's easy," the grandmother replied. "This year I
didn't sign the checks."
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But we are bound to give thanks alway to God for you,
brethren beloved of the Lord, because God hath from the
beginning chosen you to salvation through sanctification of
the Spirit and belief of the truth: Whereunto he called you
by our gospel, to the obtaining of the glory of our Lord
Jesus Christ.
Therefore, brethren, stand fast, and hold the traditions
which ye have been taught, whether by word, or our epistle.
Now our Lord Jesus Christ himself, and God, even our Father,
which hath loved us, and hath given us everlasting
consolation and good hope through grace, comfort your hearts,
and stablish you in every good word and work.
-2 Thessalonians 2:13
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forward to bringing you more next time!
Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity
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Tuesday, December 29, 2009
Clean Joke of the Day
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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!
One day my mother was out and my dad was looking after me.
I was maybe 2 1/2 years old and had just recovered from a
bad cold. Someone had given me a little tea set as a get-well
gift and it was one of my favorite toys.
Dad was in the living room engrossed in the evening news
when I brought Daddy a little cup of "tea," which was just
water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such
good tea, my mom came home.
Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him
a cup of tea. ("It's just the cutest thing!") My mom waited
and sure enough, I came down the hall with a cup of tea for
Daddy. She watched him drink it, then said (as only a mother
would)... "Did it ever occur to you that the only place she
can reach to get water is from the toilet?"
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Then will I sprinkle clean water upon you, and ye shall be
clean: from all your filthiness, and from all your idols,
will I cleanse you. A new heart also will I give you, and a
new spirit will I put within you: and I will take away the
stony heart out of your flesh, and I will give you an heart
of flesh. And I will put my spirit within you, and cause you
to walk in my statutes, and ye shall keep my judgments, and
do them. And ye shall dwell in the land that I gave to your
fathers; and ye shall be my people, and I will be your God.
I will also save you from all your uncleannesses: and I will
call for the corn, and will increase it, and lay no famine
upon you.
And I will multiply the fruit of the tree, and the increase
of the field, that ye shall receive no more reproach of
famine among the heathen. Then shall ye remember your own
evil ways, and your doings that were not good, and shall
lothe yourselves in your own sight for your iniquities and
for your abominations. Not for your sakes do I this, saith
the Lord GOD, be it known unto you: be ashamed and confounded
for your own ways, O house of Israel. Thus saith the Lord GOD;
In the day that I shall have cleansed you from all your
iniquities I will also cause you to dwell in the cities, and
the wastes shall be builded. And the desolate land shall be
tilled, whereas it lay desolate in the sight of all that
passed by. And they shall say, This land that was desolate is
become like the garden of Eden; and the waste and desolate
and ruined cities are become fenced, and are inhabited. Then
the heathen that are left round about you shall know that I
the LORD build the ruined places, and plant that that was
desolate: I the LORD have spoken it, and I will do it.
-Ezek 36:25-36
I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
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Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity
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Clean Joke of the Day exists to proclaim the truth of God, Jesus Christ, through emotional encouragement and spiritual exhortation.
Reminder: Joe Cosity is only a fictitious person, the result of imagination. Therefore, events depicted in this newsletter as real are actually either partially or completely made up to help you laugh. To contact Joe, simply send an email to:
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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!
I was casting kids at church for our annual Christmas play,
and was giving out choices, such as Shepherd, Lamb, Villager.
One 5-year-old couldn't decide, so I said, "Luke, you can be
a Villager." He said, "OK," and ran over to his parents.
Very excited, he said to them, "Guess what! I get to be a
mini-van!"
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What role do you play?
Let no man despise thy youth; but be thou an example of the
believers, in word, in conversation, in charity, in spirit,
in faith, in purity. -1 Timothy 4:12
I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
forward to bringing you more next time!
Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity
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Clean Joke of the Day is a ministry supported by faith. You can be a part of this ministry too, through prayer and financial giving. Simply mail your comments or gifts to the following address:
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Email: joe@christfocus.com
***********************************************************
Clean Joke of the Day exists to proclaim the truth of God, Jesus Christ, through emotional encouragement and spiritual exhortation.
Reminder: Joe Cosity is only a fictitious person, the result of imagination. Therefore, events depicted in this newsletter as real are actually either partially or completely made up to help you laugh. To contact Joe, simply send an email to:
joe@christfocus.com
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