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A mother and a daughter are Christmas shopping in the mall, when
the mother eyes an expensive fur coat.

"This year," she says, "I think that I will buy my present
instead of making you and dad shop for me."

The daughter nods in agreement before the mother continues.

"And I think this fur coat would be perfect too."

"But mom," the daughter protests, "Some helpless, poor creature
has to suffer so that you can have this."

"Don't worry honey," replies the mother, "Your father won't get
the bill for a couple of weeks."
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Better is little with the fear of the Lord than great treasure
and trouble therewith. -Proverbs 15:16

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