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Men Vs. Women Jokes :: #22178 By carl jarvi from USA. A shy man was feeling a little lucky and decided to ask the subdued provocative Librarian about seduction as he tended to be oblique in his intentions. "Do you have any books on women seducing men?'' The Librarian answered without hesitation '' Why yes" she murmured. Most likely found in the '' Fantasy section" Forward this joke to your friends >>   Miscellaneous :: #3824 By WALT HASKINS from Lahaina, Hawaii USA. THERE'S A SURPRISE IN EVERY PACKAGE Puberty is like the pupa stage in the development of an insect in that what enters that stage very often is very different than what emerges.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com

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Lawyer Jokes :: #21785 By Donovan Maturi from USA. At a party of professionals, a Doctor was having difficulty socializing. Everyone wanted to describe their symptoms, and get an opinion about diagnosis. The Doctor turned to a Lawyer acquaintance, and asked, "How do you handle people who want advice outside of the office?" "Simple," answered the Lawyer, "I send them a bill. That stops it." The next day, the Doctor, still feeling a bit reserved about what he had just finished doing, opened his mailbox to send the bills; there sat a bill from the Lawyer. Forward this joke to your friends >>   Miscellaneous :: #3269 By R.RAMACHANDRA RAO from HYDERABAD India Vision A great tragedy is when people have sight but no vision - HELEN KELLER -     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com

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Animal Jokes :: #22543 By El Cass from Smithfield Va USA. A man and his son were walking down the street. The boy saw a dog walking and sniffing at the ground. What makes the dog sniff at the ground dad? That is INSTINCT son. A bit later his dad saw a dog sniffing another dog. Do you know why he's doing that son? I do dad, like you said before that's END-STINK. Forward this joke to your friends >>   Miscellaneous :: #4330 By WALT HASKINS from Lahaina, Hawaii USA. SAME THING IN, DIFFERENT THINGS OUT A computer needs an operating system, like "Windows", before it can process input into anything that is meaningful; the human mind also uses an operating system called "Assumptions", which is required before it can process input into anything that is meaningful. Unlike a computer, each of us uses a different operating system; this means that each of us can process the same input into things that mean something different for each of us.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com

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Elderly Jokes :: #23053 By Joe Bledsoe from Liberia Costa Rica A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster." Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster." He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh ............ "Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box." Forward this joke to your friends >>   Miscellaneous :: #3271 By R.RAMACHANDRA RAO from HYDERABAD India Information In God we trust, the rest must have data. - SCIENTIST -     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com

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Family Jokes :: #22383 By Angelic from USA. A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you." The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves. "What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!" Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?" The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!" Forward this joke to your friends >>   Health :: #212 By Barbara Peters from Vicksburg USA. Calcium supplements Adding calcium to your diet may boost your blood levels of HDL (good) cholesterol. Studies show that older women, who took 1,000 milligrams of calcium a day for one year had a significant increase in their blood levels of HDL cholesterol. This type of cholesterol helps your body protect against heart disease by cleaning other fats out of your bloodstream.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com

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Web Humor Web Humor Viral Videos Memes & Comics Blogs & Social From Beverly Jenkins, your Guide to Web Humor Hi all! Who else watched the MTV Video Music Awards last night? I did, and frankly I am still having flashbacks to Miley Cyrus's totally inappropriate performance. The web is exploding with funny Photoshops, reviews, and more, so I'll be putting together a list of the best web humor to come out of this star-studded event today. In the meantime, take a look at last week's articles. I can't figure out which of August's new memes I like the best, but I think I'm leaning towards #1letterwrongmovie. What do you think? Have a wonderful day. Bev August's Best Memes So far, the two best new memes to come up this month have both been Photoshop-based creations.  First came "Displeased Purple Bill Clinton:" Then came the extremely viral hashtag game, #1letterwrongmovie: Check... Read more Search Related Topics:  photoshop  memes  viral Shred Videos Totally Rock What would it look like if a popular musician was having a really, really off-night?  Or, more to the point, what would it sound like?  That's the premise behind "shredded"... Read more Search Related Topics:  shred  shredded videos  viral videos Daft Punk Helps The Internet "Get Lucky" Daft Punk's "Get Lucky" is offically the biggest musical hit of the summer, so naturally, the memes and parodies have been rolling in!  Here's my list of the funniest versions... Read more Search Related Topics:  daft punk  parodies  spoofs Funny Websites A breakdown of the funniest Websites on the Internet. Related Searches Youtube Humor Videos Humor Comedy Funny Videos Funny Email Funny Memes Featured Articles Viral Videos Best of the Best Web Comics Stupid But Funny Blogs, Tweets & Emails Holiday Humor   More from About.com Run Your First 5K Even couch potatoes can be ready for a 5K with just a couple months of training. Read more...> Help! I'm Too Busy Time and stress management tips to help you feel as though you have more time. Read more...> This newsletter is written by: Beverly Jenkins Web Humor Guide Email Me | My Blog | My Forum   Sign up for more free newsletters on your favorite topics You are receiving this newsletter because you subscribed to the About.com Web Humor newsletter. If you wish to change your email address or unsubscribe, please click here. About.com respects your privacy: Our Privacy Policy Contact Information: 1500 Broadway, 6th Floor New York, NY, 10036 © 2013 About.com   Must Reads Best New Memes of 2013 Best Parodies of Daft Punk's Get Lucky Funniest Shredded Videos on YouTube The Surreal Life of Bizarro Comics 10 Most Popular YouTube Humor Clips Ever   Follow me on: Advertisement