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Have you ever thought...?

Good things come in small packages because big things can't,
unless they're inflatable or require some assembly.

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
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A whip is for the horse, a bridle for the donkey, and a rod
for the back of fools. Do not answer a fool according to his
folly, or you will also be like him. Answer a fool as his
folly deserves, that he not be wise in his own eyes.
-Proverbs 26:3

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