Monday, January 4, 2010

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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!

When a huge semi-trailer truck overturned in my town recently a TV
reporter gave the news as follows...

"Two cows, Black and Gus, escaped into the nearby woods."

After the commercial break, the reporter corrected himself.

"About that overturned truck: make those Black Angus cattle."
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Do you ever say things you wish you could retract?

Lord, who shall abide in thy tabernacle? who shall dwell in thy
holy hill?

He that walketh uprightly, and worketh righteousness, and
speaketh the truth in his heart. He that backbiteth not with his
tongue, nor doeth evil to his neighbour, nor taketh up a reproach
against his neighbour. In whose eyes a vile person is contemned;
but he honoureth them that fear the Lord.

He that sweareth to his own hurt, and changeth not. He that
putteth not out his money to usury, nor taketh reward against the
innocent. He that doeth these things shall never be moved.
-Psalm 15:1-5

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Joe Cosity

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